According to the Times, the upcoming holiday season is slated to be one of the most dismal in recent history for retailers. And why shouldn't it be? When triaging the precious remnants of one's checking account, tough decisions have to be made. Daily eggnog latte vs. toys for the nephews? No brainer.
In order to save face during these difficult times, the newly downsized would do well to get in touch with their spiritual side. That is, inform close friends and relatives that in a turbulent world the *real* importance of Christmas/Chaunukah/Kwanzaa is not so much giving or receiving, but rather taking time for quiet, solitary (and free!) introspection. Playing the pious ascetic card is a guaranteed conversation ender/carte blanche, particularly if used judiciously.
And consider the benefits of actually attending services: histrionic lectures, poorly guarded offering plates, sacramental wine, and easy access to sundry 12-step programs.
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